I saw her after school the other day
You must be adopted
I said I liked her in that special way
And that s when you said


You ll tell my parents and you ll tell my girlfriend
You say she s too old but she s not
You tell me that your dad is gonna kill me
I don t care because your mom is hot


And now I think about her all the time
I could be your stepdad
Cause we are both in our sexual prime
try not to get mad


You said that I should stay away
But I m still calling everyday
I m gonna ask her on a date
She has no curfew we ll be late
I think of all the things we ll do
She ll help me with me homework, too
I ll write her songs on my guitar
show her the backseat of my car
I m gonna take her to the prom
We re gonna make out on your lawn
I hope she feels the same way too
Has she told you?


I m gonna get your mom
And I think it would be rad if she d leave your dad
It s gotta be your mom
And I know that she wants me
I see the way she taunts me
I hope I get the chance
To get into her pants
It s gotta be your mom and me
Your mom is hot